The Tree: Hilda Battlefield #2

This is the battlefield of the second battle of Hilda. Unfortunately it was taken after the battle was over. This tree is now on display in a little known part of New Jersey known as K-Mart.

The Azores: T.W.O.W. Battlefield #3

This is a picture of the battlefield in the Azores. Unfortunately it was taken after the battle. However if you look hard enough, you can see a sand castle down on the beach. That has nothing to do with the T.W.O.W., it's just kind of cool.

Queen Elizabeth XXVIII

This is a picture of Queen Elizabeth XXVIII, the leader of the penguins and co-leader of the E.U.G.W.J. She is upset. The reason is unknown and is being investigated by a Special Committe formed the World Health Organization.

Cap't'list Hindquarters: Hilda Battlefield #1

This is Cap't'list Hindquarters, where the First Battle of Hilda took place. Unfortunately, it was taken after the battle

Gobi Desert: T.W.O.W. Battlefield #2

This is a picture of the battlefield in the Gobi Desert. Unfortunately it was taken after the battle, and after everyone had wandered off in search of a pub. Rumor has it that they are still wandering

Montreal: T.W.O.W. Battlefield #1

This is a picture of the battefield in Montreal. Unfortunately, it was taken after the battle.

Idyll Brown and Idyl Brownn

This is a picture of Idyll Brown and Idyl Brownn together, plotting ways to become the most renowned Cap't'list species, and eventually overthrow the Lemmings to become the A.S.S.

Sveq

This is the lastest picture of Sveq, the leader of the Walrus, sitting atop the great fortress of the Walrus, known as th'Høl. He is listening to the Beatles' song "I am the Walrus" on his iPod.

Ål

This is Ål outside the Lemming stronghold known as Bgrlpjnrptrt. Ål is doing one of the Lemmings' famous cries, after he decided to keep the Lemmings out of the T.W.O.W. He added the "LEMMINGS OWN YOU" on account of the fact that the Lemming Hypothesis was at last proven, which states simply that Lemmings own you.

Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ

This is Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ in gorilla suits after being freed from the Montreal Central Jail. Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ were the former leaders of the MCAS, but, when they got arrested, they disbanded the MCAS. Now that Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ have been freed, they are thinking of restarting the MCAS.

Ølåf

This is Ølåf, leader of the Zebus. He is here, trekking from Jacob and Benjy's house in Syracuse, New York to the Montreal Central Jail where Jåçøb and Bêñjÿ are being held by the Z.D.Y.D.L.D.E.D.R.

Kåp’pål’ønç

This is one of the musk oxen, Kåp’pål’ønç as he becomes one of 30,000 musk ox making the 3,000-mile trek from the north of Canada to Saas-Khatch-Eehe-Wahan. Kåp’pål’ønç was the first to arrive in Saas-Khatch-Eehe-Wahan and was greeted by Smorgasborg. The Cap't'lists are expected to call upon one more species in the war. The species will most likely be the Zebus.

Smorgasborg

This is Smorgasborg taking a sip of water after coming down from the mountain where he triumphed over Zyggi (formerly known as Ziggy) the Zebra. Smorgasbord is a famous cap't'list general of the mooses.

Zyggi the Zebra

This is Zyggi (formerly known as Ziggy) the Zebra shouting at Smorgasborg to come and fight like a Moose. Zyggi the Zebra is the zebra representative of the Z.D.Y.D.L.D.E.D.R.

The Zebras

This is the Zebras migrating across the Serengeti. They are expected to arrive in Montreal on Wednesday.

Gewaiewfaijwiuhiwfu

This is Gewaiewfaijwiuhiwfu in Montreal during the W.X.Y.Z. summit. At first, Gewaiewfaijwiuhiwfu was against joining the W.X.Y.Z. (now the Z.D.Y.D.L.D.E.D.R.), but a lecture on the basics of calculus helped change his mind.

Nüt

This is Nüt in Montreal at the W.X.Y.Z. summit. Nüt was the one who suggested that the emus should join the W.X.Y.Z. (now the Z.D.Y.D.L.D.E.D.R.).

Jak the Yak

This is Jak the Yak on the banks of the St. Lawrence River at the W.X.Y.Z. summit. Jak the Yak is the leader of the yaks and the communists, and a good friend of Quak the Yak, the communist revolutionary.

Foghorn On the Mountain

This is the headquarters of Foghorn, known as Foghorn on the Mountain. We, the drug smugglers have set up shop, and are currently selling 57 different types of illegal drugs and plotting ways to get our bounty up to $500,000,000. For obvious reasons, we cannot tell you our exact location, but it is somewhere south of Russia.